TWILIGHT SUCKS! Emo Vampire Song : The Key of Awesome #3

July 27, 2010 | By get girlfriend | In how to get a girl 

Twilight sucks? Agree?

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3. TWILIGHT SUCKS! The Emo Vampire Song
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–Emo Vampire lyrics

Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire

Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away

This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool

Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass
And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last

[spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me.

Ive seduced all kinds of women from all over the world
But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls

When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny
When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny

Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers
If I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothers

(spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar.

Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire

Ill have no participation
In this vampire pussification

So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs

(spoken)
You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?

Duration : 0:3:20


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25 Responses to “TWILIGHT SUCKS! Emo Vampire Song : The Key of Awesome #3”

  1. MLFive on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    the umbrella …
    the umbrella against sunlight…

  2. lovinBreezy12 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    I didn’t really …
    I didn’t really mind Twilight until I realized that it changed the entire definition of vampires. Now if you say you like vampires, it automatically means you’re a Twilight fangirl. Ugh.

  3. markiic on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    @CodeDarkBlue nah …
    @CodeDarkBlue nah Lelouch already rocks and is immortal so he doesn’t need to be a vampire :)

  4. ChrisQuinn56 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    The twilight books …
    The twilight books are good, and the third film is good, but thats it. True Blood is a lot better :D

  5. mellie734 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    ill have no …
    ill have no participation in this vampire pussification! hahahahha

  6. DisturbedGirl1713 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    I used to be really …
    I used to be really into Twilight and I went crazy after the first one came out but I’m not as into it anymore lol and even though I was obssessed (sp?) I still thought the sparkling was freaking retarded

  7. athf44 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    @xxtwooclawnxx if …
    @xxtwooclawnxx if you said you like twilight then you just made enemies with about half the WORLD ASSHOLE!

  8. superweirdoperson on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    @mj23121 you r …
    @mj23121 you r awesome :)

  9. Migliux555 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    That girl looks …
    That girl looks like Demi Lovato. ,,Vampires Suck” is better than ,,Twilight”

  10. kelly2charmin on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    Lol she’s wearing …
    Lol she’s wearing kassem g’s shirt

  11. xxtwooclawnxx on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    lol like this is …
    lol like this is the only twilight sux video that doesn’t make me want to kill the creator BECUSE I LOVE THE VIDEOS!!!

  12. cmbdragon666 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    Nooo, silly! …
    Nooo, silly! vampires don’t sparkle! THEY BURN!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! >:D

  13. Razaej on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    yea twilight sucks! …
    yea twilight sucks!! watch nosferatu its better than this strupid muvee

  14. sMallGiN93 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    i also think …
    i also think twilight sucks because i used to like vampires/vampire stories and i still do but now if you say it it immediately means you’re a twilight fan and twilight is a vampire story…

  15. ftsj90 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    twilight suckssss …
    twilight suckssss big time … even my friend who was so crazy when the first one came out .. she got bored of it, didnt even finish reading and didn even bothered to watch the sequels.

    its just tooo boring, suitable for emo ppl probably

  16. helraven93 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    come on guys Edward …
    come on guys Edward eats animals, lives in the forest and sparkles. he is not a vampire he is a FAIRY.

  17. existencecurium on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    its good!
    its good!

  18. o0BoomHeadshot0o on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    hell yeah twilight …
    yeah twilight sucks !! it tottaly raped the real vampires like dracula !!!

  19. samuraicody42889 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    “Ill have no …
    “Ill have no participation In this vampire pussification” i love this line it’s so true this is the first of the key of awesome that i saw been watching ever since

  20. CJFortune94 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    I want violant …
    I want violant gorey and disgusting vampire movies not this gay emo called Twilight

  21. mysticfire28 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    What the f**k …
    What the f**k happen to scary vampires. Twilight is one of the problems. Some can bring back to Anne Rice. No sparkle vampire than burn in the bloody SUN bloody SUN.

  22. krisseskisses on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    That Edward guy …
    That Edward guy played his character well. This was a good video :)

  23. realwarpet on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    twillight is the …
    twillight is the worst thing to happen to the world
    it would be acceptable if the vampire guy wasn’t such a fag
    now i can accept going out in light but sparkling is just flat out gay
    and man bella should have ****ed the werewolf at least he won’t outlive you that and your not some weirdo he ****s dead people…your just some weirdo who ****s animals…even then if you **** him when he’s human its fine

  24. snowflake1574 on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    I HATE THIS VIDEO I …
    I HATE THIS VIDEO I LOVE TWILIGHT

  25. pequecaritopue on July 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    Hey your video is …
    Hey your video is awesome!!!!
    I like old vampire stories :)

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