TWILIGHT SUCKS! Emo Vampire Song : The Key of Awesome #3
July 27, 2010 | 25 Comments
Twilight sucks? Agree?
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1. METALLICATS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck
2. TRICK OR TREAT OR DIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhn9vdHgIHk
3. TWILIGHT SUCKS! The Emo Vampire Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E
4. DO THE CRYBABY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4ELAbUQhCI
5. THE HOT VOICEMAIL LADY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4RU94zm9wY
6. LADY GAGA AND LORD GAGA (BAD ROMANCE PARODY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWxTGJ3TK1U
7. SARAH PALIN: MIKE RELM REMIX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q449qX4gaSs
8. BATMAN PARODY: THE DARK KNIGHT IS CONFUSED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQ
9. CHAD VADER AND OBAMA GIRL GET FREAKAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1NK8Iq0EXY
10. SLEEP ON YOU: THE JUSTIN BIEBER PARODY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_cGo0q7krk
11. JERSEY SHORE PARODY SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBwZeoxISk
12. MAN-CRUSH ON JACK BAUER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzPN_8GwYA
13. GLITTER PUKE: THE KE$HA TIK TOK PARODY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n8GqewJ2M
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–Emo Vampire lyrics
Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire
Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool
Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass
And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last
[spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me.
Ive seduced all kinds of women from all over the world
But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls
When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny
When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny
Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers
If I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothers
(spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar.
Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire
Ill have no participation
In this vampire pussification
So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs
(spoken)
You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?
Duration : 0:3:20
Gossip Girl
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Best way to ask a girl out
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Haha! Figured out I could do this by accident. Easiest way to get slapped in the face! 
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Meter Maids – How To Impress Hot Bikini Girls With Your Magic
May 17, 2010 | 25 Comments
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Ok… don’t blush, cos today Jay Jay had the honor of performing some of his magic to the famous meter maids bikini girls on the Gold Coast of Australia.
They are extremely beautiful as you’ll see inside the video.
Now here’s the thing… normally guys would totally freak out when they see two hot girls like this. But once you know what you’re doing with your magic, you can blow their minds, just like Jay Jay did inside the video. That’s the power of magic.
Also… we’re running a competition for this video. We’re giving away 5 prizes, the first being access to our popular Street Magic Mastery course worth $282, and the next 4 prizes being access to The Ultimate Card Trick, worth $19.
It’s easy to enter, simply write down your guess as a comment below the video for how Jay Jay does the trick. We’ll then do a spot draw for the first prize, and a spot draw for the other 4 prizes as well.
It’s really easy to enter!
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Talk soon!
Magical G
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http://www.metermaids.com/
Duration : 0:2:21
5 Ways to Get a Girl
May 17, 2010 | 25 Comments
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Learn the best ways to get a girlfriend…or boyfriend.
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Duration : 0:3:27
