TWILIGHT SUCKS! Emo Vampire Song : The Key of Awesome #3
July 27, 2010 | 25 Comments
Twilight sucks? Agree?
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1. METALLICATS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck
2. TRICK OR TREAT OR DIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhn9vdHgIHk
3. TWILIGHT SUCKS! The Emo Vampire Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E
4. DO THE CRYBABY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4ELAbUQhCI
5. THE HOT VOICEMAIL LADY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4RU94zm9wY
6. LADY GAGA AND LORD GAGA (BAD ROMANCE PARODY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWxTGJ3TK1U
7. SARAH PALIN: MIKE RELM REMIX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q449qX4gaSs
8. BATMAN PARODY: THE DARK KNIGHT IS CONFUSED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQ
9. CHAD VADER AND OBAMA GIRL GET FREAKAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1NK8Iq0EXY
10. SLEEP ON YOU: THE JUSTIN BIEBER PARODY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_cGo0q7krk
11. JERSEY SHORE PARODY SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBwZeoxISk
12. MAN-CRUSH ON JACK BAUER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzPN_8GwYA
13. GLITTER PUKE: THE KE$HA TIK TOK PARODY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n8GqewJ2M
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–Emo Vampire lyrics
Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire
Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool
Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass
And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last
[spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me.
Ive seduced all kinds of women from all over the world
But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls
When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny
When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny
Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers
If I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothers
(spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar.
Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire
Ill have no participation
In this vampire pussification
So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs
(spoken)
You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?
Duration : 0:3:20
Mayday Parade – Miserable At Best with lyrics
July 9, 2010 | 25 Comments
Mayday Parades song miserable at best from their debut album, A LESSON IN ROMANTICS
*LYRICS*
Katie, don’t cry, I know
You’re trying your hardest
And the hardest part is letting go
Of the nights we shared
Ocala is calling and you know it’s haunting
But compared to your eyes, nothing shines quite as bright
And when we look to the sky, its not mine, but i want it so
Let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight
(I know he’s there)
You’re probably hanging out and making eyes
(while across the room, he stares)
I bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor
And ask my girl to dance, and she’ll say yes
Because these words were never easier for me to say
Or her to second guess
But I guess
That I can live without you but
Without you I’ll be miserable at best
You’re all that I hoped I’d find
In every single way
And everything I could give
Is everything you couldn’t take
Cause nothing feels like home, you’re a thousand miles away
And the hardest part of living
Is just taking breaths to stay
Because I know I’m good for something
I just haven’t found it yet
But I need it
So let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight
(I know he’s there)
You’re probably hanging out and making eyes
(while across the room, he stares)
I bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor
And ask my girl to dance, and she’ll say yes
Because these words were never easier for me to say
Or her to second guess
But I guess
That I can live without you but
Without you I’ll be miserable at best
Ladada ladada ladadaoh ohhh
And this will be the first time in a week
That I’ll talk to you
And I can’t speak
It’s been three whole days since I’ve had sleep
Because I dream of his lips on your cheek
And I got the point that I should leave you alone
But we both know that I’m not that strong
And I miss the lips that made me fly
So let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight
(I know he’s there)
You’re probably hanging out and making eyes
(while across the room, he stares)
I bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor
And ask my girl to dance, and she’ll say yes
Because these words were never easier for me to say
Or her to second guess
But I guess
That I can live without you but
Without you I’ll be miserable
And I can live without you
But without you I’ll be miserable
And I can live without you
Oh, without you I’ll be miserable at best
Duration : 0:5:18
G-Injure Tries To Get The Girl (foozle69 collab)
June 4, 2010 | 2 Comments
G-Injure got turned down by a girl because she wouldn’t make him a ham and swiss sammich. Now watch as he makes up his mind to get the girl. No copyright infringement intended.
Duration : 0:6:40
Diggnation – How to ask a girl out?
October 31, 2009 | 12 Comments
Kevin Rose gave a great tip on asking a girl out. Effective or not? You decide. =P
Duration : 0:5:33
